ghostykitten:

cantnotmove:

cantnotmove:

i made a dance to taylor swift and im so sorry

if anyone’s ever feeling sad hmu and ill remind you this exists

i went on a search to find this video

blutunez:

JESUS

GO TO YOUR ROOM TUMBLR.

…TUMBLR. STOP. STOP BEFORE I DIE FROM LAUGHTER

i am slain

WOW

who

why

how

good-angel-bad-wolf:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

cthulu is totally acceptable

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

hadestowns:

nakedtribute:

hadestowns:

when i die i want my ashes scattered over the front lawn of every guy who didn’t think i was cute and they will spell out “do you love me now”

you need to see a therapist

NO FUCK THIS ISN’T GOING TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE FAMOUS POSTS WHERE THE PERSON WHO REPLIES IS THE STAR AND THE ONE WHO DELIVERS THE PUNCHLINE GET OUT IM THE FUNNY ONE IN THIS POST GO MAKE YOUR OWN 

(Source: cainesoren)

My little brother made one of those dumb “Hey Girls, did you know?” 4 panel pictures and posted it on Facebook.

Please send him ur prayers

Woke up in the middle of the night.

To take a piss. And lying in the middle of the bathroom floor was my sister’s weave. I stepped on it repeatedly out of self defense. Thinking it was a tarantula werewolf baby

     

In my heart. I believed that I was going to die.