allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: 

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

thorhead:

planetarystop:

planetarystop:

planetarystop:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the basement and i really don’t like to talk about it

to see a marching band

(Source: arkhams)

the-vashta-nerada:

roses are red

violets are blue

your name must be dubstep

because i wub wub wub you