Get out, out of this maze...

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

Ok we are going to our homestays tomorrow so I deff will be gone for a few days byeeeeee

theminishcap:

i literally just don’t even know what i haven’t and what i’ve already posted at this point

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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staff:

New Feature! If you say a bad word, we’ll shut down your entire blog and replace it with an almost completely blank webpage with a message that reads “your mom says you can’t hang out with me anymore” written in teeeeeny tiny letters. Gotta keep things kid-friendly! LOL we hope your day is flippin’ epic.

nawsike:

they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

tittyminaj:

yall are just like nematodes

Yo Im in the room and I have no idea where anyone else us but I found the music video channel and im watching big time rush wooooowwww